In the Sunday Times this week AA Gill gave both barrels to people he describes as ‘rabid fundamentalists’. His ‘measured contribution’ to the ongoing debate about homosexuality and the Anglican Communion is printed in full below!
For as long as anyone can remember, the Church of England has been a secular, national comfort. Before anyone ever thought of inventing a computer or IT support, the church was a haven for the uncoordinated, specky nerds, wonks, numpties and geeks. It offered succour to the worst folk singers and Andrew Lloyd Webber tribute band and a safe place for vile, evil-mouthed widows who are encouraged to do community service with flower and brass polishing.
As far as most of us knew, their only weird ritual was raising large graven images of thermometers on their steeples. It plainly meant something to the men in frocks and was pretty benign.
Then suddenly, out of nowhere and nothing, they’ve gone and got a conviction, and of all the things they’ve decided to have a belief about it’s homosexuality. Apparently homosexuality is a really gaudy sin and homos are hell-bound perverts.
This is achingly funny because, along with the geeks and malevolent widows, gays and the Church of England have always come together like Charles Hawtrey and the Royal Navy. The church has always been Hampstead Heath with a roof, albeit a leaky one. Now the prelates have all been over in Tanzania demanding that the gay-ordaining, queer-marrying, puff-friendly liberal wing of the church be forced to apologise for its wickedness in a gruff voice and wear tweed.
The Archbishop of Canterbury is bending over backwards to placate the rabid homophobes of the born again charismatic wing of the church in the belief that cohesion is more important than conscience. He knows what we all know, that gayness is not a sin, it’s not even a faux pas. It is the way some people are, but to placate a sordid, spiritually bereft prejudice he will go halfway round the world to search out mendacious phrases to keep the church one big, unhappy, sniggerable communion.
What he should be doing is laying about him with an axe. He should welcome schism. He should tell them to take their massive thermometers and smudgy imaginations and sod off.
The church isn’t a multinational company, believers aren’t shareholders. The church was born out of schism, it has constantly split and reinvented itself, forming new churches and ways of praying along the way, Methodists and Baptists, Presbyterians and Pentecostals. Schism doesn’t come from failure, but growth. It’s liberating and renewing. In this case it’s also right.
Which of us wants to get married, baptise the children or be eulogised by people who think of little else but others’ bottoms, and not in a nice way? Rightness and goodness are never about numbers, they’re about rightness and goodness. The church was rightest and best when it had only 12 members and one of them was a wrong ’un.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article1434463.ece
There are times when I feel it’d be great to just ignore Jesus’ teaching about how to treat our enemies and just ‘fire one off’ in response. Oh, to have the freedom to verbally retaliate. How satisfying that might feel. You’ll have to see what he wrote before you discover whether I exercised obedient, forbearing love!
Here’s my thoughts
1. He exposes the ineffectiveness of the church
Gill’s analysis of the Church of England [C of E] makes for sobering reading. In his view, the church has always been a haven for the world’s misfits. Nothing wrong with that. I think the Apostle Paul said something similar. There’s still room for a few more Mr Gill, so come on in! Admittedly I’ve never thought of myself as a specky nerd but perhaps it’s time for some realistic self examination! But it’s his comment ‘then suddenly, out of nowhere, they’ve gone and got a conviction’ that’s really telling. The C of E that Gill grew up ‘acquainted’ with was, as he saw it, innocuous, benign and irrelevant. If accurate, that’s a damning indictment on the church. Perhaps it’s true that we’ve become a little more militant in recent years. Perhaps it’s true that since society has drifted from it’s Christian heritage the difference between the church and the world has become more obvious. Perhaps it’s both. But it ought to be encouraging that there’s a little more of the ‘prophetic edge’ to our ministry these days. After all, the prophets of the past not only announced salvation, they pronounced God’s judgement and they denounced human wickedness. If we’re to show people the salvation they need, we must first of all to show them their need of salvation.
2. He underplays the serious of sin
Sin is serious whichever form it comes in. And it comes in all forms. It’s not only homosexual practice though it includes it. The church didn’t choose to campaign on homosexuality. It was forced to address it as an issue because society now finds it morally acceptable. And like all sin, sexual sin [of which we’re all guilty to a greater or lesser degree] is serious. It matters how we use the bodies that God has given us. We’re accountable to God for what we do and with whom. Where we’re guilty of rejecting His requirements we stand alienated from our Creator and we deserve His punishment. That’s not the sort of thing we should make jokes about. The church ought to be serious about sin because God is. Serious enough to send His son as a saviour.
3. He caricatures the position of evangelicals
It’d be naive to expect Gill to be sympathetic to our cause. But it’s not unreasonable to expect him to represent it fairly. However, it’s unmistakably clear that he’s a million miles away from understanding the principled conviction of those of us who believe the Bible’s teaching about homosexual practice. We’re painted as homophobic bigots with a sordid interest in other people’s bottoms. Not me. Homosexual activity is contrary to God’s revealed will in the Bible. There’s no getting around that. His expression ‘gayness is not a sin’ misses the point completely. It is, for starters. Because even our desires are sinful and provide sufficient reason for God to punish us. But the Bible’s prohibition is primarily directed against inappropriate sexual activity, both heterosexual and homosexual. Marriage is the only place for sexual activity because it gives expression to the one flesh union promised when two people [of differing genders] make covenantal promises to one another. Some people may be born with a propensity to same sex love but that doesn’t make the exercise of same sex love morally right. Any more than my natural propensity for acquiring possessions makes stealing justifiable.
4. He misunderstands the cause of schism
Gill seems to think that evangelicals are something retarding the growth of an otherwise vibrant, successful church. He’s way off the mark on that one, but anyway. He recommends that the Archbishop of Canterbury send us on our merry way so that the C of E can proceed at full speed. He’s missed the point. We’re not the cause of schism. We’re not the ones reinventing the Christian faith, ripping pages out of the Bible and inserting our own ideas. The liberals are.
He may be right that schism is the way forward for the Anglican Communion. There comes a point at which our loose partnership in one denomination cannot be justified. But the C of E belongs to evangelicals. In its formulary documents, the 39 Articles, we find reformation theology. Evangelicals should feel at home. The trouble is the liberal revisionists have nicked the power whilst we were busy doing parish ministry. We’ve got all the cash but they run everything. We’re at an impasse. If they had any integrity they’d leave the denomination and leave us the property. I don’t think it’s going to play out that way!
And so schism may not be a bad thing. Church history tells us that the stream of heterodox teaching is unending. We’ll always have to identify and correct ideas that have no place in the Christian church. This false teaching is a malignant growth in the body of Christianity, it destroys the health of the church and it needs to be removed. The way we do that is through loving correction and faithful teaching. We long for people to repent but there comes a point at which it which it becomes clear that there’s no intent to repent. We may have reached that point.
Conclusion
Like his friend Jeremy Clarkson, whose refreshing political incorrectness I applaud, Gill employs vivid language and expresses strong opinions that entertain or irritate depending on whether you agree with him. If I agreed with him, I’d love it. But I don’t. He’s wrong. I completely disagree with him. This is an outrageous article. I’ll defend his right to say it. But that doesn’t mean that he should have written it. You just can’t do that with these sorts of issues. But that’s the problem when people like Gill give an opinion about something with which they’re only partly familiar. I have no idea of his spiritual persuasion. I don’t even know whether he feels comfortable commenting on what might be termed ‘religious issues’. He strikes me as a man who’s not uncomfortable commenting on anything! The issues at stake in the Anglican Communion aren’t simply ideas. They involve people, their lifestyles, the advice that we give them, the truth and their eternal destiny. What we need from people like Gill, and perhaps more specifically from papers like the Sunday Times, is not a rant but reasoned response and intelligent engagement with the issues.
